my hairstylist, when it's not my sister, who also works with my sister, who is also my friend, who also used to get sexy with a member of the DeKalb Wolfpack, is marrying the guitarist from Chicago's Devastation. they met at the Cadillac Ranch and she thought he was gay. he was floored that i even knew who they were, even more floored that anyone gives two cranks about primitive death metal. i will pick pick pick his brain for hours.
they are a stunning, adorable couple.
i need a flowchart to follow this.
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